Oct 22, 2010

Fwd: Makna disebalik bunyi 'hon' kenderaan...

at 9:01 PM 0 comments

Inilah al-kisah tentang bunyi 'hon'…
Kalau korang semua ingat hanya kuntuman bunga jer yang ada maksud disebaliknya, korang silap!!! 

Pernah tak masa driving , kadang-kadang kita dengar kereta yang berselisih atau kereta di belakang kita membunyikan hon?
Percaya atau tidak…
Tahukah anda bahawa setiap bunyi hon itu ada maksud tertentu disebaliknya. 

Saya bongkarkan maksud disebalik bunyi-bunyi hon tersebut untuk anda sekarang. Please take note yer ! hehe 

1 x HON PENDEK (pon) - pemandu tu nak cakap "HAI"
 
2 x HON PENDEK (pon pon) - pemandu tu nak cakap "TERIMA KASIH" atau "JUMPA LAGI

  3 x HON PENDEK (pon pon pon) - pemandu tu suruh kenderaan depan tu cepat sikit (biasanya kat traffic light time dah hijau tak reti-reti nak jalan)
 
1 x HON PANJANG (poooooonnnnn) - pemandu tu beri amaran kereta lain bahawa diorang memandu secara merbahaya dan hampir menyebabkan kemalangan 

2 x HON PANJANG (
poooooonnnnn  poooooonnnnn) - pemandu tu marah "HOI!!!… BODOH XDER OTAK KE" 



4 X atau lebih HON PENDEK (pin pin pin pin pin pinn) - pemandu tu cakap; 





TIIILAM! TIIILAM!… TILAM LAMA, TUKAR BARU.. TIIILAAAM!… TIIILAAAAM!"
.
__,_._,___
--
PSU(PP)22
 

Oct 19, 2010

WARNING FROM POLICE

at 2:32 PM 0 comments
----- Forwarded Message -----
From: XXX@tokiomarine.com.my
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 2010 12:17:41 PM GMT +08:00 Beijing / Chongqing / Hong Kong / Urumqi
Subject: WARNING FROM POLICE
Something to think about

START TO GET INTO THE HABIT OF "REVERSE PARKING "
READ THIS MESSAGE AND UNDERSTAND WHY YOU MUST GET INTO THE HABIT OF REVERSE PARKING 

Warning..!!!!

Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a public
car park. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the
rear window of the car. When I took it off after I got home,
it was a receipt for petrol. Luckily my friend told me not to
stop as it could be someone waiting for me to get out of the
car Then we received this email yesterday. 

WARNING FROM POLICE
THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN
BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE--
NEW WAY TO DO CARJACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)

Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating.. You walk
across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. You
start the engine put it into Reverse.
When you look into the rear view mirror to back out of your
space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle
of the rear window. So, you stop and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.
When you reach the back of your car, that is when the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically run you over as they speed off in your car.
And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car.
So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your
money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are
now compromised!

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED. 

If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, lock your doors and just drive away.
Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you
read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and
family, especially to women.
A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want this to fall into the wrong hands.

Please tell all your friends
--
EZZE

Oct 14, 2010

Bertunang - Majlis Grand gile!! Perlu ke?

at 11:05 PM 5 comments
Hye Semua~~

hishhhh.....melalui saluran facebook, banyak la aku terlihat (bukan sengaja nak tengok) album-album gambo orang kahwin la, merisik la, berTUNANG la....hishhh....kalau kahwin tu wat majlis GRAND tak kisah la, sbb mmg really big event..TAPI, ramai gak aku tgk minah2 skarang ni kalau bertunang, mmg grand abis....kalau skali tengok, tak tanye ape, mmg ingat majlis kahwin beb...hishhh....tak sanggup aku....ahhaa...ni statement orang tak de duit berlebih-lebihan untuk menggrandkan majlis tunang...huhu...

kalau dah mampu, duit melimpah-limpah, suka ati la nak wat majlis besar mane pun kan....
TAPI, tak sanggup aku....
...kalau untuk tunang, bagi aku la kan, lagi elok kalau majlis simple2 jek....kalau kahwin tu lain cerita la....bukannya jeles, tapi rase macam...erm...membazir nyeee....nak kahwin nnt lagi banyak pakai duit woooooo.....tapi mmg jauh beza dari dulu...ADAT semakin hilang.....ye la, mmg la ada yang cakap, alaa...its just ADAT, nothing to do with it.....BUT.....adat kan ada kaitan dengan sejarah...kalau semua adat kita da hilang, siapakah kita???

 (ewah...ewah..pandainye cakap...subject sejarah pun selalu dapat C)

tetiba aku teringat adat makan gula...gulp.....

pas2 adat kak weeda, bagi sebotol air gula dibalas kepada pihak lelaki

adat fad, gula, garam, rempah ratus sebagai hantaran

kita kaya dengan adat rupanya....   :)

(dah lari topik)   ;p

tu je post kali ni...

ape-ape pun, aku nak ucapkan SELAMAT BERTUNANG dan SELAMAT PENGANTIN BARU kepada sape-sape yang berkenaan....huhu....



harap dalam masa membuat persediaan untuk majlis aku nnt, aku beringat tentang kemampuan sendiri....
dengan itu, sape nak sponsor ape-ape untuk majlis aku nnt, sila PM aku...ahahaha...
(mane la tau ade orang baik hati nak sponsor riben ke, glue gun ke, ape-ape ke..ekekke)

Oct 12, 2010

Mirror or 2-Way Glass?

at 10:08 PM 0 comments
----- Forwarded Message -----

From: XXX
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Sent: Tuesday, October 12, 2010 6:11:39 PM GMT +08:00 Beijing / Chongqing / Hong Kong / Urumqi
Subject: Mirror or 2-Way Glass?

Good to know

COATED SIDE - no gap between finger and reflection
UNCOATED SIDE - gap between finger and reflection

A Mirror or a 2-Way Glass? 

How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom,
motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass?


Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I
know in about 30 seconds you're going to do what I did
and find the nearest mirror. 

Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or
not? A policewoman who travels all over the US and
gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed
this on. 

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms,
changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure
that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall
is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e.,
they can see you, but you can't see them)? 


There have
been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in
female changing rooms . 


It is very difficult to
positively identify the surface by looking at it.
So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty
what type of mirror we are looking at? 

Just conduct this simple test
Place the tip of your
fingernail against the reflective surface and if there
is a GAP
between your fingernail and the image of the
nail, then it is GENUINE mirror. 


However, if your
fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail,

then BEWARE! IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!
"No Space, Leave the Place" So remember, every time
you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test".

It doesn't
cost you anything.
REMEMBER. 
No Space, Leave the Place:


Ladies: Share this with your girlfriends, sisters,
daughters, etc.
Men: Share this with your wives, daughters,
daughters-in-law, mothers, girlfriends and/or friends
.

--

Oct 8, 2010

Miss Independent - 101% or 0% ???

at 11:13 PM 0 comments
Hye Semua~~

aku tengah la dok dengar lagu sambil layan perasaan malam..
tetiba muncul lagu miss independent (Ne-Yo).
bila diamati lirik tu....alahaai si lelaki.....nak perempuan yang macam ni ke??
nak ke kat si cik berdikari sendiri...
yang nak kan si lelaki tetapi tak perlukan si lelaki...ape cer...
si cik berdikari yang berjalan macam bos, bercakap macam bos, bergerak macam bos, buat ape yang bos buat...

si cik berdikari, beli sendiri apa yang dia nak, yang boleh buat semua perkara yang dia patut buat untuk diri sendiri, yang tak perlukan lelaki untuk buat tu semua, dia boleh buat sendiri..

bayar duit kereta sndiri,
bayar bill on time,
bak kata ne-yo, mmg semua sendiri la...tak de lelaki pun boleh hidup...
huhu...

lelaki suke perempuan yang macam mana??

A. Si Cik 101% Berdikari; yang langsung TAK PERLU pertolongan korang langsung, pendek kata, xde pun boleh hidup senang; atau

B. Si Cik yang 30-70%boleh berdikari, tapi nak jugak lelaki tolong, nak lelaki teman, nak lelaki terlibat dengan aktiviti hidup dia; atau

C. Si Cik Tak Nak Berdikari (0%), pendek kata, semua nak kena guide, tolong buat, tolong bayar, tolong semua lah....almaklumlah, si gadis manja yang lemah lagi tak berdaya dan tak tau ape-ape....

SO,

A? B? C?

mari kita hayati lirik nih...
Miss Independent Lyrics - Ne-Yo

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

ooh it's somethin' about
Just somethin about the way she move
I cant figure it out
there's somethin about her

said ooh its somethin about
kinda woman that want you but dont need you
hey i cant figure it out
there's something about her

cause she walk like a boss
talk like a boss
manicured nails to set the pedicure off
shes fly effortlessly

and she move like a boss
do what a boss do
she got me thinkin about getting involved
thats the kinda girl i need oh

she got her own thing
thats why i love her
miss independent
wont you come and spend a little time?

she got her own thing
thats why i love her
miss independent
ooh the way we shine
miss independent yeah

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, oh

ooh there's somethin about
kinda woman that can do for herself
i look at her and it makes me proud
theres somethin about her

theres somethin oh so sexy about
kinda woman that dont even need my help
she said she got it she got it no doubt
there's something about her

cause she work like a boss play like a boss
car and a crib she bout to pay em both off
and her bills are paid on time

she made for a boss, only a boss
anything less she tellin them to get lost
thats the girl thats on my mind

she got her own thing
thats why i love her
miss independent
wont you come and spend a little time?

she got her own thing
thats why i love her
miss independent
ooh the way we shine
miss independent yeah

mmm her favorite thing to say
dont worry i got it
mmm and everything she got
best believe she bought it

mmm she gon' steal my heart
aint no doubt about it
girl you're everything i need
said you're everything i need

yeah yeah
yeah yeah, yeah yeah
yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, oh

she got her own thing
thats why i love her
miss independent
wont you come and spend a little time?

she got her own thing
thats why i love her
miss independent
ooh the way we shine
miss independent yeah

miss independent
thats why i love her 

PLS READ THIS IMP

at 11:05 AM 0 comments
PANJANGNYE..................MALAS NAK BACA.....EHEHE...SAPE RAJIN BACA LAA....

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: XXX
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Sent: Friday, October 8, 2010 9:49:45 AM GMT +08:00 Beijing / Chongqing / Hong Kong / Urumqi
Subject: PLS READ THIS IMP

One of the best & most renowned Heart surgeons we have in India today.

A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty (Heart Specialist),
Narayana Hrudayalaya, Bangalore was arranged by WIPRO for its employees .
The transcript of the chat is given below. Useful for everyone.


Qn: What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart?
Ans:
1. Diet - Less of carbohydrate, more of protein, less oil
2. Exercise - Half an hour's walk, at least five days a week; avoid lifts and avoid sitting for a longtime
3. Quit smoking
4. Control weight
5. Control blood pressure and sugar 

Qn: Is eating non-veg food (fish) good for the heart?
Ans: No 

Qn: It's still a grave shock to hear that some apparently healthy person gets a cardiac arrest. How do we understand it in perspective?
Ans: This is called silent attack; that is why we recommend everyone past the age of 30 to undergo routine health checkups. 

Qn: Are heart diseases hereditary?
Ans: Yes


Qn: What are the ways in which the heart is stressed? What practices do you suggest to de-stress?
Ans: Change your attitude towards life. Do not look for perfection in everything in life. 

Qn: Is walking better than jogging or is more intensive exercise required to keep a healthy heart?
Ans: Walking is better than jogging since jogging leads to early fatigue and injury to joints 

Qn: You have done so much for the poor and needy. What has inspired you to do so?
Ans: Mother Theresa , who was my patient 

Qn: Can people with low blood pressure suffer heart diseases?
Ans: Extremely rare 

Qn: Does cholesterol accumulates right from an early age
(I'm currently only 22) or do you have to worry about it only after you are above 30 years of age?
Ans: Cholesterol accumulates from childhood. 

Qn: How do irregular eating habits affect the heart ?
Ans: You tend to eat junk food when the habits are irregular and your body's enzyme release for digestion gets confused. 

Qn: How can I control cholesterol content without using medicines?
Ans: Control diet, walk and eat walnut. 

Qn: Can yoga prevent heart ailments?
Ans: Yoga helps. 

Qn: Which is the best and worst food for the heart?
Ans: Fruits and vegetables are the best and the worst is oil. 

Qn: Which oil is better - groundnut, sunflower, olive?
Ans: All oils are bad 
.
Qn: What is the routine checkup one should go through? Is there any specific test?
Ans: Routine blood test to ensure sugar, cholesterol is ok. Check BP, Treadmill test after an echo.


Qn: What are the first aid steps to be taken on a heart attack?
Ans: Help the person into a sleeping position , place an aspirin tablet under the tongue with a sorbitrate tablet if available, and rush him to a coronary care unit since the maximum casualty takes place within the first hour.


Qn: How do you differentiate between pain caused by a heart attack and that caused due to gastric trouble?
Ans: Extremely difficult without ECG. 

Qn: What is the main cause of a steep increase in heart problems amongst youngsters? I see people of about 30-40 yrs of age having heart attacks and serious heart problems.
Ans: Increased awareness has increased incidents.. Also, sedentary lifestyles, smoking, junk food, lack of exercise in a country where people are genetically three times more vulnerable for heart attacks than Europeans and Americans. 

Qn: Is it possible for a person to have BP outside the normal range of 120/80 and yet be perfectly healthy?
Ans: Yes. 

Qn: Marriages within close relatives can lead to heart problems for the child. Is it true?
Ans : Yes, co-sanguinity leads to congenital abnormalities and you may not have a software engineer as a child 

Qn: Many of us have an irregular daily routine and many a times we have to stay late nights in office. Does this affect our heart ? What precautions would you recommend?
Ans : When you are young, nature protects you against all these irregularities. However, as you grow older, respect the biological clock. 

Qn: Will taking anti-hypertensive drugs cause some other complications (short / long term)?
Ans : Yes, most drugs have some side effects. However, modern anti- hypertensive drugs are extremely safe.


Qn: Will consuming more coffee/tea lead to heart attacks?
Ans : No
.
Qn: Are asthma patients more prone to heart disease?
Ans : No. 

Qn: How would you define junk food?
Ans : Fried food like Kentucky , McDonalds , samosas, and even masala dosas.. 

Qn: You mentioned that Indians are three times more vulnerable. What is the reason for this, as Europeans and Americans also eat a lot of junk food?
Ans: Every race is vulnerable to some disease and unfortunately, Indians are vulnerable for the most expensive disease. 

Qn: Does consuming bananas help reduce hypertension?
Ans : No. 

Qn: Can a person help himself during a heart attack (Because we see a lot of forwarded emails on this)?
Ans : Yes. Lie down comfortably and put an aspirin tablet of any description under the tongue and ask someone to take you to the nearest coronary care unit without any delay and do not wait for the ambulance since most of the time, the ambulance does not turn up. 
 
Qn: Do, in any way, low white blood cells and low hemoglobin count lead to heart problems?
Ans : No. But it is ideal to have normal hemoglobin level to increase your exercise capacity. 

Qn: Sometimes, due to the hectic schedule we are not able to exercise. So, does walking while doing daily chores at home or climbing the stairs in the house, work as a substitute for exercise?
Ans : Certainly. Avoid sitting continuously for more than half an hour and even the act of getting out of the chair and going to another chair and sitting helps a lot. 

Qn: Is there a relation between heart problems and blood sugar?
Ans: Yes. A strong relationship since diabetics are more vulnerable to heart attacks than non-diabetics. 

Qn: What are the things one needs to take care of after a heart operation?
Ans : Diet, exercise, drugs on time , Control cholesterol, BP, weight. 

Qn: Are people working on night shifts more vulnerable to heart disease when compared to day shift workers?
i
Ans : No. 

Qn: What are the modern anti- hypertensive drugs?
Ans : There are hundreds of drugs and your doctor will chose the right combination for your problem, but my suggestion is to avoid the drugs and go for natural ways of controlling blood pressure by walk, diet to
reduce weight and changing attitudes towards lifestyles. 

Qn: Does dispirin or similar headache pills increase the risk of heart attacks?
Ans : No. 

Qn: Why is the rate of heart attacks more in men than in women?
Ans : Nature protects women till the age of 45. 

Qn: How can one keep the heart in a good condition?
Ans : Eat a healthy diet, avoid junk food, exercise everyday, do not smoke and, go for health checkup s if you are past the age of 30 ( once in six months recommended) ..


HUHU...SO CAMNE??KORANG BACA KE TAK??MESTI CAM MALAS KAN??KAN???KORANG TAK BACA KAN???

Oct 5, 2010

Suke edit Gambo!!!

at 10:47 PM 0 comments
Hye Semua~~

hhehehee..kerja malam ni...

dan hasilnya........................................

Oct 4, 2010

Waja Lancer@Restoran Jejantas Sg. Buloh

at 9:26 PM 0 comments
Hye Semua~~

terserempak kat Rest Jej Sg. Buloh masa tggu Arina n Fiza...
Sape nak beli????????



Ada org tu dah berangan nak angkut sebiji...nak trade in Waja lama, pas2 nak beli yang baru ni...berbaloi kah???huhu...

Aktiviti Hujung Minggu

at 4:55 PM 0 comments
Hye Semua~~

malas nak cerita banyak...tgk je la Story bawah nih....


Oct 2, 2010

Lia dan Faiz

at 9:17 AM 0 comments
Hye Semua~~

hahah...ni entry ketiga untuk hari ni..bnyk nye yang nak kena update....

nak say TAHNIAH to liaton dan Faiz.....


dah nikah gitu...arini kenduri Lia...tak dapat g, kawan-kawan sume bz....

SORRY dearrrrrrrrr....

tapi esok kenduri seblah Faiz kat Seri Manjung, insyaallah kami datanggggggggg...

cantiknya diorang......................


tros aku nak berangan...ahahahhahaa....

 semoga perjalanan hidup Lia dan Faiz sebagai suami isteri dilimpahi keberkatan, kasih sayang, kebahagiaan, rezeki yang melimpah ruah, anak-anak yang ramai, dan yang penting, berkekalan sehingga ke syurga....
AMINNNN....


Bos Ku Mr.Nathan

at 9:01 AM 0 comments
Hye Semua~~

entry kedua untuk hari ni....
dan perkara ni berlaku on 30.09.2010 4.30pm in the office...

Majlis Perpisah kecil untuk Mr.Nathan...bos yang sporting dan sangat baik...selalu ambil berat tentang anak-anak buah...dan selalu juga ambil berat tentang gosip2 kami...

tiada lagi baris kata mengusik..

aizeeeeeeeeeeee, abis la you, i nampak u punye BF jalan dengan satu amoi.....

tiada lagi....


you better be carefull, tadi i nampak ezzuan makan dengan satu free hair.......u jangan ingat i tak warning you...

heheh....semoga Mr.N berjaya dan success di tempat baru..jangan lupa kami semua yeeeee...susahnye nak bekerja tanpa Mr.N, kami dibuli oleh Bos lain yang mmg keparat tuh....


ni lah dia event kecik kami untuk Mr.N dihadapan punch card.....

Surprise Visitor - 30.09.2010 - 11.30am

at 8:13 AM 0 comments
Hye Semua~~
Surprise Visitor
huh...sekali lagi, aku didatangi tetamu yang sangat memberi kejutan kepada aku masa kat opis....
pada mulanya, aku dok kat bilik org lain, pas2 ade org opis datang bgtau aku, ade yang menunggu kat bilik...
aku pun g balik bilik....pas2......huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......dia datang lagi skali....cuma kali ni tanpa aku di bilik untuk menyambutnya...........
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ehehheee...yeayyyy.....dah dua kali dapat bunga dari yang tersayang tahun nih...kali ni tema Putih Purple....mula-mula aku fikir camni....
alaaaaaaaaaaa......nape rose putih??tu mcm baru berkawan........
tapi bile aku fikir-fikir balik....
oooooooo...abang ikut tema hantaran aku..........yeayyyy....

thanx Mrezz.......leb  so much dear..........

Oct 1, 2010

Passport Watsons

at 8:57 AM 1 comments
Hye Semua~~

Aku dah dapatkan passport Watsons...terhangat di pasaran...
mmg dah lame aku tggu saat memiliki kad keahlian Watsons.. Nak kumpul point....dan redeem dan redeem lagi....sebelum ni mmg xde member card utk Watsons. Baru je diperkenalkan dan aku telah mendapatkannya...

Kena beli dulu...RM12 seumur hidup....

Tadaaaaaaa..


full view...

ni dalam dia, ada member kad, dan....

pastu kena la register online...

ni baucer yang ada...ada banyakkkkkkk....

mmg rasa berbaloi bayar RM12 untuk passport kit ni....
 

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